More “interesting” Democratic candidates are presented in the “SNL” cold open before the “big OMG” midterm elections

President Biden (James Austin Johnson) was worried about the upcoming “big yikes” midterm elections and questioned whether the liberals should change up their slate of candidates in “Saturday Night Livecold “‘s open this past weekend.

The outcome of our democracy will be decided by the midterm elections on Tuesday, and let’s just say: big yikes! Johnson highlighted his position as the show’s supreme commander-in-chief while seated behind a presidential podium.

Folks, I guarantee I’m trying my hardest. I’m courting doom every morning on the Peloton, Johnson said as Biden.
The phony president acknowledged that he is “boring” and claimed that the Democrats’ issue in this election is that they “no longer have any stars.”
GOP candidates without “ANY POLITICAL EXPERIENCE” are dethroned by the ‘SNL’ cold open ahead of midterm elections.

We’re going to make some last-minute alterations with some Democrats who are excited because there are too many Raphael Warnocks and not enough Herschel Walkers, he shouted.

Rep. Adam Schiff should be replaced, according to Biden, by spiritual authority and former presidential candidate Marianne Williamson.
Williamson struck a Tibetan singing bowl and declared herself a “level-four enchantress,” ready to “fight for the American dream.”
People, she’s America’s next “defense against the dark arts teacher,” according to Biden.
Additionally, he suggested that Democratic opponent John Fetterman in the race against Dr. Mehmet Oz be replaced by “Mayor of Flavortown” Guy Fieri (Molly Kearney).

As the feisty, bleach-blonde Food Network personality, Kearney declared that “America is hungry for change.” But would you like a big plate of paid family leave oozing with donkey sauce or Dr. Oz’s crudité? Whew!’


Additionally, rapper Tekashi 6ix9ine (Marcello Hernández) was introduced by Johnson’s Biden as “your next senator from Ohio.”
“No cap, I want no social security cap!” The recognizable rapper said firmly while gesturing with his arms. Democratic Party, baby!

After the rapper departed the stage, Biden referred to him as a “terrifying young guy” before introducing Stormy Daniels, a former adult film star (Cecily Strong), as the “future governor of Michigan.”

‘Hi, TV,
Strong as Daniels somewhat slurred.

I may be a former adult star who is currently appearing on season seven of “Surreal Life,” but I’m willing to degrade myself and run for office in the United States.

He claimed that because to her fighting spirit, rapper Azalea Banks (Ego Nwodim) would defeat Florida senator Marco Rubio.
She said, “I’m a witch, b—-!” while raising her hands up like claws while Biden watched terrified.

After explaining that people “grew furious” at him over the policy, he then introduced actor Tracy Morgan (Kenan Thompson) as the new person in charge of the student loan distribution.

In typical “SNL” flair, Thompson advised people to “come over here and rub my belly” if they wanted the money.

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